Dear Apartment Toilets,
Hi
I feel kind of bad writing this but I just need to get it out. I have been super patient with you over the last 7 months. I mean we have kind of been through a lot. I've spent a lot of hours throwing up in you, peeing in you, laying my tired head on you hoping that no more puke is coming up, contemplating how my life is going to change (don't judge me). I appreciate all you have done for me and my little family! I truly do.
But I'm a little angry with you right now. You see, the bigger this sweet little babe thats growing inside of me gets, the harder it is to poop. And quite frankly when the urge comes to poo I don't waste time, and you are suppose to be there ready to handle whatever is coming your way, whether big, little, hard, soft, smooth, or liquid. Except you are not. You clog at the tiniest thing, you clog when I pee and use to much toilet paper, you flood water everywhere, you don't flush properly, you are acting a little ridiculous and you are making me never want to go to the bathroom again. EVER. I mean there are two of you here with me and I can't trust either one of you. I just want to go potty and not have to worry about cleaning up some big mess. I mean come on, it's not fair to me, and it's definitely not fair to my poor husband. So please, please, please, please shape up, do your job, stop making it so dang difficult to go to the bathroom (#1 or #2)! It's only going to get worse over the next two months, and if you can't live up to whats expected then I am refusing to use you, ever again.
Your former friend,
Shelby
Ok!! That is the funniest thing ever😂😂😂. I am still laughing over that one!!
ReplyDeleteOh no!!! I had no idea that you have had to put up with that!!! You have been very patient with that toilet!!! You have also made me more appreciative all toilets that work!!! Way to put it as it is!! :)
ReplyDeleteForgive me for laughing! Haha! It will be that way for awhile after baby, too, unfortunately. :( no one tells ya that.
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